Q.U.I.N.N. Daily Personnel Logs.
Subject: The Grey
11:00 am:
Grey wakes up next to the desiccated skin of its previous form. Screams. Recalls that he died last night by suffocating under his comforter.
11:10 am:
Grey Enters Bathroom.
Note: The Grey has no discernible methods to excrete wastes. Theorize that bathroom use is psychosomatic.
11:20 am:
Scream heard. Assume Grey death due to razor cut while shaving its nonexistent beard. Sending robot cleanup signal using Grey Protocol.
11:30 am:
Grey leaves bathroom.
11:35 am:
Grey Leaves personal room.
Note: Grey afforded use of one of the few personal rooms due to the REDACTED Incident.
11:48 am:
Grey passes head of security Rachel Clark. Attempts flirtation ritual with Rachel. 130th attempt since Grey arrival at facility. Rachel performs customary negative response. Grey’s neck is snapped 95 degrees. 5 percent increase since last week. Rachel’s new strength training having noticeable results.
11:52 am:
Grey steps on tack. Bleeds to death.
11:57 am:
Grey arrives at Kitchen.
12:03 pm:
Grey begins to eat Peanut Butter Sandwich. Had forgotten milk to wash it down. Chokes to death.
12:06 pm:
Argument between various members of facility. Grey attempts to intercede.
12:07 pm:
Grey starts sentence with “Well, actually”. Is beaten to near death before finishing comment.
12:08 pm:
Grey finishes comment. Is beaten to death.
12:29 pm:
Grey Leaves Kitchen
12:30 pm:
Grey trips on crack on tile floor. Chest explodes on impact with floor.
12:37 pm:
Clown appears.
12:38 pm:
[REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]
1:00 pm:
Clown Leaves
1:15 pm:
Grey arrives at break room. Suggests watching a movie from his personal collection.
1:16 pm:
Sending robot cleanup signal using Grey Protocol.
1:18 pm:
Grey quietly watches The Notebook.
3:20 pm:
Grey leaves Break Room.
4:00 pm:
Grey leaves facility to search for supplies using newly found alien powers.
Note: 87th reference to newly formed alien powers. No powers yet seen.
8:00 pm:
Retrieval team prepares to search for Grey.
8:02 pm:
Retrieval team re-watches The Notebook.
10:00 pm:
Retrievel team leaves facility to search for Grey.
10:01 pm:
Grey found outside facility door. Turned into zombie.
10:02 pm:
Grey hit with rock repeatedly before he eventually realizes he isn’t a zombie.
10:10 pm:
Grey Returns to Facility.
10:20pm:
Grey Returns to Room.
10:30pm:
Grey Sleeps.
10:31 pm:
The Clown watches…
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