Rotted Capes: The Daily Life of the The Grey

Q.U.I.N.N. Daily Personnel Logs.

Subject: The Grey

11:00 am:

Grey wakes up next to the desiccated skin of its previous form. Screams. Recalls that he died last night by suffocating under his comforter.

11:10 am:

Grey Enters Bathroom.

Note: The Grey has no discernible methods to excrete wastes. Theorize that bathroom use is psychosomatic.

11:20 am:

Scream heard. Assume Grey death due to razor cut while shaving its nonexistent beard. Sending robot cleanup signal using Grey Protocol.

11:30 am:

Grey leaves bathroom.

11:35 am:

Grey Leaves personal room.

Note: Grey afforded use of one of the few personal rooms due to the REDACTED Incident.

11:48 am:

Grey passes head of security Rachel Clark. Attempts flirtation ritual with Rachel. 130th attempt since Grey arrival at facility. Rachel performs customary negative response. Grey’s neck is snapped 95 degrees. 5 percent increase since last week. Rachel’s new strength training having noticeable results.

11:52 am:

Grey steps on tack. Bleeds to death.

11:57 am:

Grey arrives at Kitchen.

12:03 pm:

Grey begins to eat Peanut Butter Sandwich. Had forgotten milk to wash it down. Chokes to death.

12:06 pm:

Argument between various members of facility. Grey attempts to intercede.

12:07 pm:

Grey starts sentence with “Well, actually”. Is beaten to near death before finishing comment.

12:08 pm:

Grey finishes comment. Is beaten to death.

12:29 pm:

Grey Leaves Kitchen

12:30 pm:

Grey trips on crack on tile floor. Chest explodes on impact with floor.

12:37 pm:

Clown appears.

12:38 pm:

[REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]

1:00 pm:

Clown Leaves

1:15 pm:

Grey arrives at break room. Suggests watching a movie from his personal collection.

1:16 pm:

Sending robot cleanup signal using Grey Protocol.

1:18 pm:

Grey quietly watches The Notebook.

3:20 pm:

Grey leaves Break Room.

4:00 pm:

Grey leaves facility to search for supplies using newly found alien powers.

Note: 87th reference to newly formed alien powers. No powers yet seen.

8:00 pm:

Retrieval team prepares to search for Grey.

8:02 pm:

Retrieval team re-watches The Notebook.

10:00 pm:

Retrievel team leaves facility to search for Grey.

10:01 pm:

Grey found outside facility door. Turned into zombie.

10:02 pm:

Grey hit with rock repeatedly before he eventually realizes he isn’t a zombie.

10:10 pm:

Grey Returns to Facility.

10:20pm:

Grey Returns to Room.

10:30pm:

Grey Sleeps.

10:31 pm:

The Clown watches…


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Jesus “Arvandus” Rodriguez is the founder and website tweaker of the Fandible podcast. When he isn't out creating imaginary worlds for his players, he also runs a youtube channel where he writes short fiction in various fictional worlds. https://www.youtube.com/c/ArvandusTheStoryteller

3 comments on “Rotted Capes: The Daily Life of the The Grey

  1. Fairystail says:

    Assuming the Grey’s ‘leftt overs’ have any substance he is actually the most important person in a zombie apocalypse, doubt it would be very palatable but infinite food source if you don’t mind a lil canabalism

  2. MDMann says:

    Just seen a copy of rotted capes in my FLAGS. Looks a lot of fun. Wondering about supplements and support.

  3. Marco says:

    Amazing lol. Can’t wait for you people to go back to the main Rotted Capes campaing.

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