32.82.1096.456 of the Universal Calendar
1638 Earth days since landing on the planet earth.
4:00:00 am
Action: End ofÂ
Observation: No abnormalities found.
4:00:01 am
Action: Begin transmission to Zanon Empire.
5:00:00 am
Action: End Transmission to Zanon Empire.
Observation: No return message found.
Hypothesis: Signal blocked by outside force.
Action: Continue observations of future subjects of Zanon empire.
6:10:00 am
New location: Fuel Depot.
Human Designation = Cafeteria.
Observation: Human residents consuming various chemicals necessary for the continuation of biological processes.
Action: Continue Recording.
11:05:00 am
New location: Larvae containment area.
Human designation = Nursery.
Observation: Larvae caretaker Denise leaves her duty of corralling larvae to speak with potential mate Chad.
Action: Continue recording.
11:07:00 am
Observation: Various Larvae climbing unit Heavy Metal.
Action: Play Audio File “IGNORE ME”.
Observation: Larvae continue climbing unit Heavy Metal.
Action: Continue Recording.
11:10:00Â am
Observation: 2 earth-year-old larvae Steven moves towards nearby
 heating unit.
Action: Continue Recording.
11:10:01
Action: Subject Change.
New Subject = Heating Unit.
Complication: View of subject Heating Unit blocked by larvae Steven.
Action: Move larvae, Steven, away from Heating Unit
Observation: Heating unit now unblocked.
Action: Continue Recording.
11:10:10
Action:
New Subject =Â Human Larvae.
Action: Continue Recording.
11:15:10
Observation: Larvae caretaker Denise returns to Larvae containment area.
Action: Move towards next location.Â
11:30:10
New Location: Lower class confinement area.
Human Designation = Havenville.
New Subject =Â Harley
Observation: Harley directing stitching of various cloths to craft larger covering.Â
Observation: Harley utilizes various stitches unknown to Zanon empire.Â
Observation: Harley hands unit Heavy Metal two separate pieces of cloth.
Action: Begin Audio file “IGNORE ME”
Observation: Harley retrieves the combined piece of cloth from unit Heavy Metal.
Action: Continue Recording.Â
1:00:00 pm
New Location: Recycling Center
Human Designation =Â Clinic.
New Subject:Â Shepard
Observation: Despite multiple injuries that would have killed 79% of the remaining human population. Subject Shepard has not died.
Hypothesis: Lack of regenerative or physical enhancements indicate subject Shepard too stubborn to die.
Action: Continue Recording.Â
2:39:00 pm
New Location: Command and Control Center
Human Designation = Wanda’s office.Â
Observation: Subjects Andrew Westin & Wanda Ludivine speaking of logistics of combining their two organizations. Estimate a 95% chance of failure.Â
Action: Continue Recording.
4:30:17 pm
New Location: Bodily Fluid Excretion Center
Human designation =Â Bathroom.Â
New Subject: Andy
Observation: Subject Andy unable to release wastes.Â
Observation: Subject Andy frequently looks in direction of unit Heavy Metal.
Hypothesis: Subject Andy may be unable to release waste due to the presence of unit Heavy metal.
Action: Begin Audio file “IGNORE ME”.
Action: Continue recording.
5:00:00 pm
New Location: Body Enhancement and Chemical Consumption center.
Human Designation = Gym.
New Subject:Â RogerÂ
Observation: Subject Roger showing aggressive displays at unit Heavy Metal.Â
Hypothesis: Subject Roger displaying dominance to impress fellow humans under his power network.Â
Action: Begin Audio File “IGNORE ME”.
Modification: Set speaker volume to maximum.
Observation: Subject Roger and followers losing significant amounts of blood through eyes and ears.
Action: Continue recording.
Action: Place recording in active memory for later use.Â
12:35:43 am
New Location: Liquid exchange center.Â
Human Designation = Bedroom.
Observation: Subjects Lisa and Phil attempting a human mating ritual.
Observation: Subject Lisa and Phil unable to consummate mating ritual despite adequate illumination from unit Heavy Metal’s stealth mode flashlights.Â
Hypothesis: Mating may be interrupted by Subject Heavy Metal.
Action: Begin Audio File “IGNORE ME”.
Action: Continue Recording.
3:00:00 am
Action: Begin Self DiagnosticÂ
Action: Play file “Roger”.
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