The Fandible Holiday Gift Guide

December 3, 2014 UncivilizedDan 0 Comments

FandibleFeaturedSeason’s greetings, Fandible faithful, pervy kobolds, and assorted denizens of the web, and welcome to the first annual Fandible Holiday Gift Guide! Xmas is fast approaching, and you may be wondering what to get the Fandible-obsessed person in your life. Well, wonder no more, because we’ve put together a list of utterly spellbinding gifts guaranteed to brighten up anyone’s winter.

 

For the Warhammer 40K fan: 

51RYd62VXTL._SL210_ (1)AwesomePants: You too can feel like the captain of your very own multi-kilometer long space fortress when you’re wearing a pair of Royal & Awesome’s Men’s Pants (also available for women!). Nothing says ‘why yes, I would like some corpse crackers with my cabernet’ like the bold colors, flattering lines, and eye-catching patterns of your very own pair of AwesomePants.

 

 

51U5hBtyS0L._SL210_For the Hollow Earth Expedition fan: 

Nails: Never leave the surface world without them! Incredibly valuable in certain parts of the Hollow Earth, this variety pack of nails contains enough wealth to set you up as a minor warlord, if you play your cards right. Use them to trade for radios, construct crude shelters, or attempt to ward off the man-eagles.

 

 

 

For the Rotted Capes fan:

Gerber 30-000601 Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit410A46rFfKL._SL210_: Sure, other zombie survival kits include such luxuries as ‘food’ and ‘water’, but other zombie survival kits don’t have to contemplate a world filled with ravening Super-Z’s. The Gerber 30-000601, however, knows what’s important when the zombies have super-powers: weaponry. Lots and lots of weaponry. With 3 knives, an axe, and not one, not two, but three different machetes, all in a convenient reinforced nylon carrying case, you’ll be ready to face down The Patrician himself.

 

For the Unhallowed Metropolis fan: 

51DlUfWYSSL._SL210_Thames & Kosmos Biology Genetics and DNA: No child is too young to start learning how to play God with the building blocks of life itself. Give one of the children in your life the chance to follow in Dr. Israel’s footsteps with this kit, which will teach them how to isolate genetic material, build DNA models, and breed potentially world-dominating bacteria. It’s the first step towards creating something that your child will be proud to call ‘a hideous affront to the laws of man and nature’.

 

For the Demon: The Descent fan: 

A $200 prepaid credit card: Whether you go with Visa, MasterCard, or American Express. Never leave home without the confidence of having about $200 for any bail-related situations that may pop up. Because they will.

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About the Author
Born in the freezing heart of upstate New York, raised in the searing heat of the Caribbean, then mellowed for several years in a fine oak barrel until he reached a perfect balance of snark and zen, Daniel is Fandible’s resident tech expert. Graduating at the top of his class in high school, and accepted to an Ivy League university, he instead chose to run away with the circus, where he learned valuable life lessons, and grew to hate clowns. He then travelled the globe for years in search of the six-fingered man, only to find the power was inside him all along. These days, he surrounds himself with glowing screens and wearable technology in an attempt to summon forth the Singularity by way of cargo cult. He is a Leo, and his favorite color cannot be seen by any but the pure of heart.

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